Tribulations - newspaper of HazzN

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A Message From Your CP: War Games Postponed

16 • Day 599, 03:23 • Published in Philippines

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Since stepping into office, I have been in talks with the Presidents of Malaysia, Thailand and Canada about a training war that we can take part in at home. The first battle was scheduled for today, as those of you who frequent on the forum or IRC,

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PhilHealth Ready For Donations

11 • Day 596, 11:57 • Published in Philippines

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PhilHealth is a charity organization brought around simply to provide you, the people of the Philippines, a Q5 hospital. It is the love child of Ariel and Niko_33, two great politicians on our shores. Over the next month the Department of Fun will

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A Message From Your CP: Government Positions Update

6 • Day 596, 11:34 • Published in Philippines

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Our new Assistant in Home Affairs is Sphagin, who is relatively young and unknown and will hopefully learn a lot from this positions under Bestie101.

The Department of Fun has a brand new Director, Anarchist, who will

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A Message From Your CP: Congressmen, Please Vote YES to MPP

14 • Day 596, 02:41 • Published in Philippines

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Our country is simmering quietly to itself, the economy is ticking over nicely and everything is a ok. So here wants to make it boom? Let's breath some life into this place!

Recently, myself, the Malaysian President and the President of Canada

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A Message From Your CP: A Grand Opening, or THREE

8 • Day 595, 08:52 • Published in Philippines

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Today Citizens, I am very proud to announce, that the Philippines is now home to their very first University.

The University of the Philippines, which will be run by the Dean, Mr. Dimagiba 2.0 and his staff, will be opening it's doors