TheBlueDagger - newspaper of Timothy Hughes

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How long has that lady butt been there?

6 • Day 994, 10:02 • Published in North Korea

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Has anyone else noticed that the

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ad with the naked lady butt has been up there for something like 3 days? I haven't even clicked it

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Korean Leadership Reveals Plan for World Domination

8 • Day 990, 15:08 • Published in North Korea

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[EDIT] Please note that this article is ridiculous and clearly a joke.

A controversial and revolutionary announcement was made in comment on Kommissar Mikhail's recent article

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North Korea on the Rise

13 • Day 987, 21:29 • Published in North Korea

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Ten reasons to pack up and move to North Korea:

10) No more PTO's, Russians or igloos
9) Fresh economic and political

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Who the Hell??

9 • Day 982, 21:37 • Published in North Korea

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Who the hell posted an ad to North Koreans? Seriously, write an article. You see this paper? The one you're reading right now? Well you're the only f'ing one cause no one else lives here. And of the 9 people I just lied about that actually do live

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Time to DIE: America poised for victory through the long haul

9 • Day 976, 15:05 • Published in USA USA

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Russia's campaign into the Western mainland of the United States, and most recently Hawaii, has been met by flocks of headless chickens, black screens and absolutely no defense, with neither the US or Russia winning a single defensive battle in the