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Tuesday's Daily Dose

2 • Day 2,527, 05:35 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Potpourri


"There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly."

-- Buckminster Fuller



Jokes

A man was talking to a group of men at the office and he said, "In MY house I am the boss. I … read more »

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Monday's Daily Dose

1 • Day 2,526, 06:02 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Potpourri


"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."


-- Buddy Hackett


Jokes

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled … read more »

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Friday's Daily Dose

0 • Day 2,523, 08:13 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Potpourri


"The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher."

-- Elbert Hubbard



Jokes

The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doc examined him and … read more »

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Thursday's Daily Dose

0 • Day 2,522, 03:07 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Potpourri


"What's the use of having ignorance if you can't show it?"

-- Lou Costello



Jokes

My niece's class assignment was to interview a senior citizen about his or her life, so she asked me, "What was the biggest … read more »

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Wednesday's Daily Dose

0 • Day 2,521, 03:35 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Potpourri


WUHAN, China - A Chinese military reserve training session was interrupted when the reservists were told to sit down and more than
100 pairs of pants ripped simultaneously. Chinese media reports indicate about 4,500 … read more »