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I don't know what to put here, so the remaining 250 characters will go to enormous, uncalled for, and never-before-seen lengths to give the reader a full, in-depth understanding of my sincere love for our mammalian brethren from whom we take wondrous portions of hearty, bloody, and delicious steaks.

So...Was it Worth It?

26 Day 1,399, 18:06 Published in Canada Canada Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Are we the champions of the world? Or are we the losers who have convinced ourselves that we won regardless of what happened after London?


I sure do enjoy that scene

By

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London Captured. Crisis Averted.

10 Day 1,397, 19:48 Published in Canada Canada Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Ladies and gentlemen, we have done it.

We avoided a Maple Syrup crisis.

Yes, I know that's all we've been thinking about the past few days, but I assure you everything will be alright.

What is this crisis I speak of? Well, how on earth are

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[Closed] Food for London

25 Day 1,396, 19:19 Published in Canada Canada Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Yay. Food. And not just any food. Fancy q5 food. I have extra. It just so happens we are also attacking London, and quite frankly, I don't like the eUK very much. Therefore, I want us to take [url=http://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/

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Vote Armour in Sask

4 Day 1,311, 18:39 Published in Canada Canada Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Congress.




I’m running for it.


(Yes, that was awful, just awful, but I really couldn't avoid putting it in. I had to, you know? As if there was a

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The Great Empire of Canadia

10 Day 1,238, 14:01 Published in Canada Canada



Fellow eCanadians, we are embarking on a great journey, a journey that will put eCanada on the map as not only America’s hat, but as her owner. You see my fellow eCanadians, for too long we have been hiding in our igloos, eating raw seal … read more »