Ambient on/off

Half-way there, and still got a pulse **updated**

29 Day 638, 04:39 Published in Ireland Ireland

UPDATE: Please fight in Aegean Islands, as requested by the Greek Foreign Office.

My dear friends and countrymen,

First off I would like to apologise for the few days I was absent

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Some Clarifications, and a date for your diary.

8 Day 630, 18:30 Published in Ireland Ireland

My dear friends and countrymen,

There has been a degree of consternation around lately about an imagined war with Turkey. There are two points I would like to clarify immediately.

1. Ireland has not declared war on Turkey.
A "Mutual

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Fighting men and women of Ireland, to war!

105 Day 629, 17:36 Published in Ireland Ireland

My dear friends and countrymen,

In fourteen hours Ireland will become an ally of Greece, based on the voted and ratified agreements of the Presidents and Congresses of Dáil Éireann and the Hellenic Parliament by means of a mutual

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Cabinet Announcement

19 Day 626, 07:21 Published in Ireland Ireland

My dear friends and countrymen,

While the political situation in the country as it stands is highly complex, the speed of world events dictates that inertia is not a viable option for this administration. I feel for patton, and wish we could have

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From the President of Ireland, one way or another.

33 Day 625, 06:42 Published in Ireland Ireland

My dear friends and countrymen,

Let me begin this address with a clarification. Contrary to recent opinion put about in the media, I am not the dark lord, Lucifer. I am an ordinary guy who ran for president on my party's bidding, and by some

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