The Spamican

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El Capitan Hassan Pesaran

1 • Day 592, 01:21 • Published in United Kingdom

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Now if I'm correct tomorrow we'll all be voting for a new Glorious Leader. It'll be a chance for every eUk citizen to have a say in which direction this country moves. I've not got too much to say about our current Glorious Leader, having arrived

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Who?

0 • Day 589, 14:12 • Published in United Kingdom

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I'll tell you later.

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Welsh? Need help? Read on...

4 • Day 588, 11:12 • Published in United Kingdom

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Ok here’s the deal, I’ve been asked by Portia Emerest, your newest representative for Wales in the House of Commons, to get a message out to all eWales citizens in need of help.

Firstly, if you’re new to the game and have any questions about

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Citizens of Wales, come home.

3 • Day 588, 06:25 • Published in United Kingdom

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That's right I am urging all current and former citizens of eWales to come home. I'm not going to tell you off for leaving, I just want you to come back.

It may not be up there with your Londons or your Americas but its home. The eUk is starting

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I know nothing.

5 • Day 587, 10:17 • Published in United Kingdom

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Do you ever feel like the world is passing you by? I don't know maybe I'm getting old.

I've not been playing this game long, I am but a mere embryo of a player, not yet fully formed. I'm not up to speed with all the do's and the don'ts of how

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El Capitan Hassan Pesaran

Who?

Welsh? Need help? Read on...

Citizens of Wales, come home.

I know nothing.