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Simply [BLUE]

9 • Day 1,575, 00:38 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Reader,

It has come to my attention that a messy divorce is sweeping our fair (non) Nation as I type. HRH King Woldy the Weird has apparently been declared deceased by The Ministry of Home Affairs.

All is not as it seems...

As I have

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[TUP] Standardised Congressional Election Manifesto

0 • Day 1,463, 23:36 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

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[TUP] The Unity Hug

20 • Day 1,372, 05:56 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis




Hello friends,

It’s a well know fact that all eUK political parties are duty bound to produce at least one piece of propaganda informative reading material every week. It is with that in … read more »

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You To Me Are Everything Or You Are Purrrfect.

4 • Day 1,341, 06:12 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Gather round children and let me tell you the story of my eLife. Wait come back! I’ll skip my biography and get right to the point...

I want you.

I really want you.

I want you so much it hurts.
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The Marriage of HRH Mr Woldy and Iain Keers

5 • Day 1,311, 06:50 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I lied.


Greetings dear reader, I appear to have accidently written an article that coincidently ties in with the upcoming congress elections. I must be psychic. In a break from time honoured tradition this month I intend to include a few

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