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Hey Kanada

17 • Day 1,006, 00:13 • Published in Canada Canada •

I f#cking love you guys. K passing out now.
























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My good Gentlemen.....

13 • Day 1,000, 22:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

As the self proclaimed Duke of York, and by orders of your new Fuhrer, dictator, king, and man-god, Emerick, and Jacobi king of Scotland, and as representative of your new overlords Canada/Ireland/America, you are to be immediately

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Wakey wakey...

31 • Day 998, 20:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

Eggs and bakey


Oh UK... it looks like you lost every battle again tonight 😨
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Unacceptable

10 • Day 970, 19:11 • Published in USA USA •

Hey America....
Why on god's green earth does this man not have a media mogul yet??

I just found out that Gulden Draak's paper, The Paper Mache, only has about 850

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My Presidential Endorsement for President..

11 • Day 955, 19:24 • Published in USA USA •


Yes vote Killing Time.
Now you may ask, why should I listen to you? Why the hell am I reading this crappy paper? Well that is irrelevant and you are a jerk.

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