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The SColbert Report

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A comprehensive, and articulate description of the current political environment.

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[SColbert4CP] Only the Best

13 • Day 2,840, 16:15 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hello Nation,

The eUS needs strong leadership. It needs people who know what they’re doing. We cannot afford to allow ourselves to be relegated to second best. With that as … read more »

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[SColbert4CP] Competent Government, That Works

19 • Day 2,837, 08:52 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hello Nation,

We’re a great nation. Does it shock you to hear that? It definitely shocks me. It’s one of those things that really shouldn’t have to be said, like “your wife … read more »

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[SColbert] Why I Play

24 • Day 2,833, 23:22 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hello Nation,

I have been feeling nostalgic recently. I often like to look back and see where it is that I came from. In this game I have made several twists and turns to get where I … read more »

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[TB4CP] Do Your Duty, Vote Tyler!

8 • Day 2,814, 22:28 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hello Nation!

I am voting Tyler Bubblar and so can you! Our extremely handsome president has led our nation to war, returned … read more »

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[USWP4Congress] Vote for USWP!

5 • Day 2,804, 08:48 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hey Nation it's me SColbert!

I'm here to make a half assed attempt at a congress article because I was busy yesterday!

So yeah you guys should totally vote for us because we are … read more »