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SCOTIA: To All Congressional Candidates

21 • Day 550, 08:32 • Published in Canada Canada •

Greetings fellow eCanadians, Congressmen, and Congressional Contenders! I am Vincent Chaotic of Nova Scotia, Chairman and CEO of the SCOTIA Charitable Organization. As you all know by now, SCOTIA is designed to provide Defense Systems and High

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Nova Scotia Congressional Update

2 • Day 548, 08:15 • Published in Canada Canada •

Hello once more my fellow Nova Scotians, Maritimers and eCanadians alike. I am Vincent Chaotic and I am an incumbant Congressman for this fine bluenose province. Once each and every month, it is encumbant upon me to release information on what I and

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SCOTIA - Q1 Defense System for the Yukon.

2 • Day 545, 07:39 • Published in Canada Canada •

Greetings Nova Scotians, Yukon residents, and all eCanadians. As you know, SCOTIA Organizationa was recently responsible for the purchase of a Q2 Defense System for Newfoundland. I am pleased to once more announce that SCOTIA has once more invested

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Q2 in Newfoundland: SCOTIA's First Success!

11 • Day 535, 15:40 • Published in Canada Canada •

Hello eCanadians, and here is your off-the-cuff remark for today: I will now be taking your questions, any questions shall be directed right here. I don't have any answers, but I love questions! The topic in question is barnyard animals.

At any

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[CP ENTRY FINALIST] The Evolution of a Constitution

15 • Day 534, 17:14 • Published in Canada Canada •

Q. Why was Pierre Trudeau so healthy?
A. Because he had an excellent constitution!

It is undoubtedly dangerous to start an article with a pun, but it seems fitting given the nature of this particular article. I would like to thank the judges of

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