THE REAL LOW DOWN - newspaper of Lenore Rosborough

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ATTENTION HISTORY BUFFS - A CONTEST ESPECIALLY FOR YOU!! $10.00 PRIZE :-)

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You never know who you are going to see in the courtroom. A while back I was watching the usual knuckleheads claiming the radar gun was defective; the light was green, not red; the drugs in the glove department must have been left there by the

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A GUIDE TO U.S. NEWSPAPERS

9 • Day 565, 22:25 • Published in USA USA

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1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.

4. USA Today is

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WHAT DID HE SAY?

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The courtroom can be an intimidating place. The witness has sworn he will tell the truth, but sometimes people who aren't there on a regular basis don't always say what they mean- or maybe they are just not answering the question that was asked.

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A NEW WEAPON? (and voting record update, as promised)

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I've discovered a new weapon the Admins might consider using here in the eRepublik! I found it on one of my recent ventures into the courtroom....

I don't know if the term "white trash" is considered unacceptable in our modern lexicon, so let's

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THANKS MONTANA! I'LL WORK HARD FOR YOU!

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The votes have been tallied and the great State of Montana has chosen me as their Congresswoman! Thank you for your confidence in me. I will do my best to represent you well!

I also would like to thank several individuals who helped me along