The Pika Papers - newspaper of Patches O'Houlihan

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Analysis of It was a busy day

8 • Day 763, 09:10 • Published in USA USA

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Hello,

This is my first article besides campaign platforms and a moderately successful joke article, so I hope it is well received. Anyways on to my point:

About a month ago, I read an article that talked about a story that came out of the

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KFC, Kentucky Fried Campaign December 2009

10 • Day 761, 10:28 • Published in USA USA

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Hello, eKentucky (and others who want to learn about congress)!

My name is Patches O’Houlihan, and I am running for the congress in Kentucky under the United States Workers Party.

In my past few platforms, I have given a lot of background

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Impeach the Criminally Insane President Jewitt!

44 • Day 748, 17:04 • Published in USA USA

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[size=36pt]Just kidding, Arjay![/size]

[size=36pt]Don't mess with the prez, all right? [/size]

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Last Night's Election

3 • Day 737, 08:16 • Published in USA USA

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Greetings citizens of the eUSA,

I want to congratulate all of those who won a congress seat last night, especially those who were able to win without moving votes or being the only candidate in their region. I hope that congress is well

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Patches O'Houlihan Congressional Platform, November

10 • Day 728, 15:58 • Published in USA USA

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Hello, eMrs. Hippies!

My name is Patches O’Houlihan, and I am running for the congress in Mississippi under the United States Workers Party.

Before we get into the nitty, gritty politics talk, I’d like to give some background on myself. That