The Peruvian Journal - newspaper of Sexin

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Basic guide for newbies

3 • Day 548, 10:33 • Published in Canada Canada

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So I've been in the New World for about 10 days now and here is a basic guide on how I believe you can live long and prosper.

1. Make sure you work every day and in the same field. Get your work experience up quickly and then upgrading to make

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The Tebownia Times has been rebranded!

3 • Day 547, 12:24 • Published in Canada Canada

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With the ever growing competition for readership in the New World, we've decided to rebrand our newspaper from The Tebownia Times to That's what She Said. We believe that this will appeal to a much larger, more immature audience than previously.

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These good times are killing me!

1 • Day 547, 11:31 • Published in Canada Canada

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1, Modest Mouse are awesome. 2) It's 2:20 pm and I don't feel like working. 3) I go to put air in my girlfriend's bike tires the other day and she has this old 1960's cruiser-type bike. So as i'm putting air into the tires, some old guy comes

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War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'! Well, accept to gain experience

2 • Day 546, 08:59 • Published in Canada Canada

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Sir DeLaShaunRon Smith (That's me!) is nearing is 1-week anniversary in the new world and hasn't made the impact he would have liked. Why is he writing this article in the third person you ask? Well, that's because he doesn't really have much of

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It's the end of the world as we know it...

3 • Day 545, 14:19 • Published in Canada Canada

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And I feel fine!

An oldie but a goodie