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The Nuttly News - the place to view the rantings and ramblings of a crazy squirrel with a thirst for power.

You Are A Total Knockout

8 • Day 1,991, 15:12 • Published in Australia

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Social interactions and entertainment

WARNING: Apparently many did not actually pay attention to the words I wrote. This is supposed to be more like a self-deprecating article. I'm the guy that can't get the girl, I'm the one being told off, I'm the one getting knocked out. … read more »

Double Life Parody

34 • Day 1,991, 01:59 • Published in Australia

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Social interactions and entertainment

Hello dear eRepublikans,

For two years, I’ve lived a double life. In the day I go to school – sit in traffic, roll up my sleeves with the hoi polloi.

But at night, I live a life

[Euro MoFA] Important, Completely Serious Foreign Affairs Update

20 • Day 1,969, 20:21 • Published in Australia

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Political debates and analysis

'Sup eAussies,

I apologise for this very late update. I decided just to throw something together last minute to keep you all informed. To be honest, it’s been a hectic first week as your Minister … read more »

Squirrels of the Night

26 • Day 1,937, 19:32 • Published in Australia

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Social interactions and entertainment

Hello dear readers,

It’s been a while since I’ve published anything so I decided to just take a few minutes and put something together out of sheer boredom. 😛

So around a month ago … read more »

Kia Ora, Bros

15 • Day 1,928, 14:30 • Published in New Zealand

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Social interactions and entertainment

Hello my fellow eKiwis,

I would like to formally introduce myself to the eKiwi community: Hi, my name is … read more »