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Surprise

26 • Day 4,268, 15:37 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

The legendary Tef1 will be announcing a very shocking announcement in a week. Anyone who guesses the surprise correctly shall receive a one time 500 Q1 food. If no one got it right, I get to keep my Q1 foods. I will give you hints as to what it is

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A Sad good bye

5 • Day 4,253, 18:05 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

TNS has a very unexpected news to report to you all. Sheldon the Mad Scientist announced that he is leaving the motherland. Here was his farewell address to the eNation.

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Have you seen it?

16 • Day 4,250, 15:10 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

TNS is happy to report to you all, that Tef1 - the Legendary eUSA dictator wannabe and eSwiss hero has just sit down with the majestic newspaper.
The link below is the article to the interview.
I, Tef1 - your chosen imaginary dictator demand of

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eSwitzerland made history

34 • Day 4,246, 11:26 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Last night 31 patriots went to the polls to cast their ballot for CP. TNS is disappointed to inform you the Legendary Tef1 fell a bit short of victory. A lit bit ago, Tef1 offered the following concession remarks.

Dear Fellow Patriots,

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Yikes

6 • Day 4,242, 11:56 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

We here at TNS are very fair. We do not like to misquote anyone. But, the truth has to come out. Our Dear leader (Sarcasm Alert) gave a farewell address to the nation. As usual he boasted. It looks like he also has international cheerleaders as well

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