The Marathon Herald

About my newspaper

This Newspaper is dedicated to giving you the news from New Zealand and around the world, as fast as possible.

We hope to have an up and running daily service by the 25/11/2010. Please bear with us until this time.

The World is Falling to PTOers

8 • Day 926, 01:41 • Published in Australia

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I know I just posted an article, but two major threats have come to my attention.

Firstly, News from the US. There was a disaster unfolding concerning the PTOer Pizza the Hut (a.k.a Ajay Bruno). He, already a senator in

Vote for Your PM... NOW!

5 • Day 924, 04:28 • Published in Australia

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

As Viado Celtru's Deputy Minister of Public Relations, and the elections looming, it is time for me to start acting in my capacity. So, let us begin the race.

As we all know, eIndonesia is attempting to PTO us, yet again.

An Apology

6 • Day 923, 06:08 • Published in Australia

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Although I have apologized to her in person, I owe a massive apology to Binda33, and indeed the entire AMP. It was not my intention to harm your name. I have been with the AMP from the moment I could join a party. I helped rebuild the party with

Senate - 26th of April, 2010

2 • Day 888, 08:26 • Published in Australia

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I would like to take the time to thank everyone that voted for me in today's election. I have had a very busy day, and have been amazed by certain people's friendship to me. At this time, I would just like to thank the following people.

Selling 1x Q1 House.

3 • Day 888, 04:03 • Published in Australia

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I bought a Q5 house with my amazing winnings today. So, I have a spare Q1 house. On a first come, first serve basis. I will be selling it for 4 gold. PM me if you are interested.