The Laughing Wolf Times - newspaper of Tasmyn

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A Dishonest Honest Man

5 • Day 2,089, 11:38 • Published in New Zealand

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One evening a man walked into a fast-food chicken place and bought a nine-piece bucket of chicken. He took his chicken to the park for a romantic dinner under the moonlight with his lady.

Upon reaching into the bucket, however, he received a

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Different Horses

3 • Day 2,088, 11:14 • Published in New Zealand

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Social interactions and entertainment

A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The guy replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."

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You Might Be In A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If....

1 • Day 2,087, 12:38 • Published in New Zealand

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Social interactions and entertainment

You Might Be In A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If....

Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene.
You have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper.
Your firehouse has wheels.
You've

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The Priest In A Small Irish Village Loved His Chickens

2 • Day 2,086, 08:47 • Published in New Zealand

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Social interactions and entertainment

The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens

The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was

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Been There Done That

4 • Day 2,082, 05:22 • Published in New Zealand

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Social interactions and entertainment

During a recent physical examination a doctor asked John about his physical activity level. He described his typical day as:

“Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk, about 7kms, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the