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This paper is where DMJ goes crazier then normal!

Anyone like math?

1 Day 825, 19:46 Published in USA USA

Then you'll love this! I did the Mathematical Contest in Modeling this weekend. Check out our 22 page write-up!

Click here!

Johnston, out.

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eUS Military

1 Day 814, 07:04 Published in USA USA

I'm proud to say that last night I was promoted to SGM as the Executive Officer of the 123rd Platoon of the Training Corps. I look forward with helping new troops enter our outstanding military program here in the eUS.

Join the eUS Military,

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What was the name of that one country again?

5 Day 810, 11:38 Published in USA USA

I can't seem to find it on the map anymore...France I think it was?

Oh...such a shame!

I must comment on the irony. In 1944, the US and Great Britain collected invaded Normandy to liberate France. In 2010, the eUS invaded Normandy to destroy

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Get out to vote!

0 Day 797, 03:39 Published in USA USA

It's congressional elections again today! I'm running in California under the Democratic Republican party. Yes, this is a hopeless plug for your vote. It happens. But at least I'm honest right?

Regardless, get out to vote!

Johnston, out.

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Cramping my style

2 Day 791, 19:44 Published in USA USA

Being the ePatriot that I am, I attempted to join the Military (specifically the Training Corps) here in the eUS. I was accepted, but after I attempted to begin my training, I learned that for whatever reason, the USMA network does not cooperate

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