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Ameri-CAN('t)!

7 • Day 395, 15:38 • Published in USA USA

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So, the war module, treason, and food is all on our thoughts. Where shall I begin?

Glitches a Coincidence?

Many are saying that the war glitches are coincidences, and that it is favoring PEACE. Quite frankly, I have noticed this as well,

Jewit Can Do It!

8 • Day 392, 09:41 • Published in USA USA

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A few days ago, I formally announced I would run for the Congressional Seat of Tennessee. Since then, I have some updates to notify all of.

Congressional Choices

Since I announced my intentions to run, another known name has come up

My Intentions, and Her's As Well

11 • Day 386, 18:10 • Published in USA USA

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May I open today’s issue with a simple quote:
“AlI we’re saying, is that after we kill all those damned Frenchies, we just give peace a chance.” – John Lennon to The News Sentinel.

Break, then Center

When I logged in today, I was

Champagne, Business Etiquette, and Politics

12 • Day 384, 08:28 • Published in USA USA

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Hello eAmerica!

With war declared, the media has swelled with pro-eAmerican sayings and some have quoted past generals, war movies, and clichés. All this is directed towards France, our winning battle of Poitou-Charentes (which I … read more »

Just Saying What You Know

9 • Day 375, 10:31 • Published in USA USA

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Many have been looking at the prices of food these days and just stare blatantly at the market with amazement. Some articles in the media have cried “shortage!” and “admin flaw,” and although the later may be a contributor, the former is in no way