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The Goldy Fish

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The Election That Wasn't

17 • Day 1,497, 06:29 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

There was a flurry of political activity in eNorthern Ireland yesterday as refugees from all over occupied eBritain converged on the Emerald Isle in the hope of exercising their franchise thanks to an apparent bug in the system.
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My Christmas Wish for eUK

24 • Day 1,495, 09:57 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

eUK has been wiped for the first time. It will have no Congress or resource bonuses for a while. Other than that, eUKers will find that life goes on pretty much as normal. As an eIrishman, I speak from experience of several eIreland wipes.

Wipes

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12

Poems are making a comeback! ....Jack.

7 • Day 1,415, 02:50 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Today is CP election day. Don't forget to vote.


16-bit Intel 8088 chip

with an Apple Macintosh
you can't run Radio Shack programs
in its disc drive.
nor can a Commodore 64
drive read a file
you have created on an
IBM Personal

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24

ITT: IRELAND (First Draft)

18 • Day 1,274, 14:25 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

The Secret Diary of Tomáisín
secret agent
aged 11¾

Romper is fighting for Ireland.
Baaaw!
Exohoritis is fighting for Ireland.
Baaaw!
Canada prefer the Irish to us.
Baaaw!
Ireland replaced their CP with one who always outsmarts us.

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18

Once more unto the breach

6 • Day 1,219, 14:21 • Published in Ireland Ireland •

Dear Friends,

This is James Keiller, letting you know that I am running for Congress in the PTO-vermin-ridden constituency of NorthWest. I have served three terms as a TD, one term as Co-Minister of Immigration, and two terms as Minister of

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