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Don't Let PEACE Fool You - We Won

88 • Day 674, 17:30 • Published in USA USA •

The PEACE spin machines are in overdrive right now. Tons of American articles are getting trolled by Russians taunting us to try to attack them. Really, guys? You think we're going to do that, especially fresh off kicking your asses out of here?

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Seriously, PEACE, This is Getting Ridiculous

106 • Day 671, 18:58 • Published in USA USA •

Dear PEACE,

Guys, this is getting old now. I can appreciate the interesting tactics the bizarre war module forces us to make, but the pathetic obsession that's driving you is what I'm sick of. It's just not going to happen at this point - our

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Fundraiser to Counter Russian Emperor's Vow

54 • Day 668, 16:05 • Published in USA USA •

By now we all know parter, the Russian emperor (can you call yourself that if you don't even own all your original territories?), is way rich and will do whatever it takes with real money to defeat the eUS. I'm no Russian oil magnate, so I'll offer

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In Defense of Two-Clickers: Revisited

17 • Day 664, 00:23 • Published in Sweden Sweden •

The world tour continues. I'm republishing this article in Sweden to foster communication and openness between the US and its allies. Love you guys … read more »

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In Defense of Two-Clickers: Revisited

43 • Day 663, 21:14 • Published in USA USA •

Battles are raging all across the American heartland and south, which can cause extreme confusion among non-military members, some of which are classified as "two-clickers", as they don't receive orders directly from a superior officer. While

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