The eUK Chronicle - newspaper of coram_boy

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Coram_boy for London Congress - Jan 2010

9 • Day 794, 16:05 • Published in United Kingdom

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For those of you who don't yet know me, I'm Coram_boy, and I'm running for Congress in London this January. I'm running for my second consecutive term in London, and although I don't yet have the experience in congress of some of the older

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Please fight in Wallonia, not Scotland!

13 • Day 789, 08:07 • Published in United Kingdom

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The last time I checked, the wall in Scotland was over 1.4 million; this is at a level where the swedes have almost no way of destroying the wall, making Scotland almost completely secure from their attacks. If Sweden do manage to defeat Scotland

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Things to do now the Polandball's rolling.

2 • Day 787, 11:16 • Published in United Kingdom

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Finally, we've been attacked by Poland. From here onwards, we shall never surrender (etc. etc. propaganda etc.)

(obligatory Churchill picture)

Right, now that the

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FREE Moving Tickets!

1 • Day 780, 12:11 • Published in United Kingdom

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That's right; if you live in any region in the eUK except London, you are entitled to a free moving ticket, courtesy of Mahlak Dependus, so that you can move to London!
I'm sure that you all know why you should move to London; if you don't know,

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I guess they ARE Americans...

11 • Day 779, 08:14 • Published in United Kingdom

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I like a laugh, like everyone else. On the other hand, I only laugh at funny things. So when I read the American blackmail that's been popping up recently, I can't help but laugh: after all, when people like the Secretary of State for the eUSA are