The Eternal Pessimist - newspaper of Saint Ziggy

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Thank you Mr. Woldy

5 • Day 628, 11:59 • Published in United Kingdom

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I want to personally thank Mr. Woldy for urging me to fight on in the resistance war in Newfoundland. Had he not threatened me with big stick on the comments pages, I would have cared less about liberating Newfoundland.

Mr. Woldy considers

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FIGHT for Canada

3 • Day 627, 10:20 • Published in USA USA

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Resistance Wars have started in Newfoundland, New Brunswick, and Prince Edward Island.

Travel to the UK to free up our lands.

Let's bring Canada back!!!!

Join us!

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Oh America, you're so lucky!

11 • Day 625, 22:40 • Published in USA USA

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Canada has fallen. That's a bitter pill to swallow.

That's not even America's biggest problem at the moment. Canada's former president, Jacobi, now lives in New Jersey.

He served Canada up on a plate for PEACE. Now he's coming to offer up

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PEACE, Canada, the US, and Law & Order

15 • Day 621, 20:58 • Published in Canada Canada

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My fellow Canadians we stand at the edge of a cliff with decisions to make. Maybe that's a bad analogy.

Think of an episode of Law & Order. In one interrogation room sits the Canadian people. In a second interrogation room sits the Americans.