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Said the Joker to the Thief

26 • Day 693, 10:11 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

My intelligence network has been disappointingly slow at delivering me my news. No need to worry, however, as I am here now.


Firstly, a matter which I find quite insulting:

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British Patriots, your hero has arrived

44 • Day 690, 14:04 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

and he is called Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar.


This 15th, REAL change will come to the British Patriots. Not false change, not change that is cloaked under lies and tales of "it's for our own good," but honest and real change.

I will make

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45

Yo, UK

8 • Day 688, 14:29 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

chillax.

We lost a war and all that, but at least we got our funk.


Don't go worrying about some secret powerful conspiracy or any of this cabal nonsense, because I can definitely say that there is perhaps not a chance that there might all

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Sup guys

4 • Day 643, 16:10 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

impeach Hassan, because his name sounds like "Passan," which sounds like "Pasta."

And I hate pasta.


(he also broke my heart and tore me to pieces)


On a completely unrelated note: A gentleman representative of the House of Commons has

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North East Congress or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Vote for Digby

10 • Day 641, 17:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

Why you should vote for me:

I'm pretty awesome.


Why am I awesome?

Well, you should definitely know by now.



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