The Drunken Ginger Press - newspaper of Tom McDougal

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Why Emerick is my God-King

12 • Day 627, 22:46 • Published in USA USA

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I once saw Emerick our glorious God-King, turn a bottle of water into Bacardi 152.Emerick then proceeded to drink the entire 2 gallon bottle in one gulp. He turned to me and said only scrabing babies chase their 152 with water, and conjured a bottle

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McDougal for eUSA

4 • Day 610, 20:01 • Published in USA USA

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Hello everyone I'm Tom McDougal and I am running for congress. You need to know 3 things in this upcoming election
1 If you want to help save our allies and our country from the PEACE threat join the USAF
2 I

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A Guide for "The Silent Majority "

8 • Day 608, 01:51 • Published in USA USA

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I have been reading the media lately and I find it shocking that the some of the newer players are so foolish. "The silent majority” is apparently mad that we don't have hospitals in every state and that they don't have a voice. The first statement

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Last night we failed as a country

17 • Day 584, 12:29 • Published in USA USA

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I took some time for quiet reflection today and thought about what is happening to the eUSA. Last night was a perfect example of what is wrong in the country and what is still going wrong in this country. Last night the eUSA failed. Every party,

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How game Morality and Winning can work together.

11 • Day 580, 21:09 • Published in USA USA

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I have heard a lot of talk over the past month about morality and how it is incompatible with winning (a.k.a. becoming a world super power). I feel this is a large misconception because morality is not at odds in any way with efforts towards our