The Diceros - newspaper of Etemenanki

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Etemenanki for Congress in Ontario

2 • Day 916, 01:31 • Published in Canada Canada

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Last month I was voted into congress for the first time, and I would like to think that I have brought some semblance of intelligence to it. I will be the first to admit that we do not always get it right, but we do try. I have spent literally

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Another ten days bites the dust

11 • Day 909, 01:32 • Published in Canada Canada

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Well, it has been another ten days or so, and I am here once again to do what I consider the right thing and be both approachable and responsible to you, the voters.

For information on my previous ten days of congress, please look back two

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18 parties? Seriously?

8 • Day 908, 03:03 • Published in Canada Canada

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I’ve been meaning to write for a while now an article discussing, and questioning, all of the political parties that currently reside within Canada, but have lacked the time thanks to my many obligations and that pesky thing called real life. Today,

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My First 10 days in Congress

5 • Day 898, 08:14 • Published in Canada Canada

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When I won my seat within PEI, I promised myself, and you the people, though I never really told you about it, that I would work with transparency. Back many months ago, I admired a relatively new congressman [url=http://www.erepublik.com/en/

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Thankyou and your never gonna guess who got banned today.

15 • Day 888, 07:27 • Published in Canada Canada

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First off, I wanted to thank each and every person who voted for me last night in PEI and gave me my first congressional seat. You can rest assured that I will indeed be working hard to earn the title of congressman. I am already chaffing at not