The Danish Resistance - newspaper of alfred temple

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vote for alfred temple

9 • Day 606, 10:48 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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It's that time again when everyone writes long winded articles about why people should vote for them, well here's mine.

top ten reasons to vote for alfred temple:

10: I'm not a communist or socialist or rasist or sexist or...

9: If I'm

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world war

6 • Day 603, 14:29 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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It seems at the moment we ( the eworld, not edenmark ) are engaged in a massive world war. The former ATLANTIS alliance has crumbled and those countries in PEACE are taking advantage of this making huge gains into

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an example

3 • Day 601, 17:08 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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I believe that we as edenmark should continue on the path we are on as an enation but I would like to see us become more like eswitzerland and have us be an enation that produces a great number of high quality products that we can export. We will be

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List of cool words

4 • Day 589, 15:49 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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- scandelous
- akward
- fierce
- gay
- beast
- intense
- rebellious
and finnally...

SPANDEX

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Sweedish Jokes

9 • Day 586, 06:04 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Q: What do you get if you cross a Sweede and a gypsy?
A: a car theif who can't drive

Q:What is the shortest book in the world?
A: Sweedish genius's

Q:What do you get if you crossbreed a sweede and an ape?
A: an ape