The Daily Domination - newspaper of Sephyseph

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Oh Canada... How I love you so

8 • Day 1,305, 10:53 • Published in Canada Canada

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Dear Canada,

I cannot limit the number of ways to express how much I love you so. Here are some reasons why...

Tim Hortons. For brewing coffee that tastes as good as it smells. And for chocolate sour cream Timbits.

Wayne Gretzky. You don'

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The Forgotten Soldiers..

16 • Day 1,302, 00:17 • Published in Canada Canada

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Warfare analysis

The Forgotten Soldiers..
-Seph

For the past days, Canada has been put up to the test with a global effort organized against her mainland. eCanada, as we used to know it, is no longer our home and native land and is now filled with various colors,

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Censorship in the Ranks?

53 • Day 1,289, 16:50 • Published in Canada Canada

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Political debates and analysis

I think not.

This article has been edited to reflect the current stantings of the CAF. There is a great justice system within the unit and also great people who ensure that there is no need for such a judicial system.

We shall fight as one.

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A day's life in Dominationland...

4 • Day 1,236, 11:36 • Published in Canada Canada

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Checklist for the day:
Fired people. Check
Hired 3 new people. Check
Sent welcome letters to all employees advising them of their contract at Domination Corp. Check
Bought a house. Check
Found so much food that I cannot possibly … read more »

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The hotter the weather....

3 • Day 1,235, 10:58 • Published in Canada Canada

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The hotter the weather, the less productivity you get.

As it turns out, 80% of the Canadian population is living across the American border. There is usually above average temperatures (excluding the British Columbia) which promotes … read more »