THE COMIC TIMES. - newspaper of archit

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9 Months Later..........!!

5 • Day 596, 10:06 • Published in Indonesia

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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered

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The Title Is At The Bottom........!!!!!!! :- ) :- ) :- ) :- )

5 • Day 593, 10:48 • Published in Indonesia

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A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone number).

The store-owner

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THE SMELLY COACH..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ A TRUE INCIDENT ]

4 • Day 592, 10:08 • Published in Indonesia

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"A TRUE STORY "

At Heathrow Airport in England. A 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to … read more »

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THE PERFECT HUSBAND.....!!!!!! :)

8 • Day 589, 09:44 • Published in Indonesia

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Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. … read more »

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"Daddy, how was I born?"

15 • Day 585, 13:09 • Published in Indonesia

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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.

Your mum and I got together in a chat room at Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your