The Champion Reporter - newspaper of Champinator

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Champinator For Congress In Free State!!!

3 • Day 731, 19:47 • Published in South Africa

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I, Champinator, am running for Congress in the region of Free State in the country of South Africa. Here is a bio and some reasons to vote for me:

Bio:
Born on Day 627 in Ohio
Level 17
1x Super Soldier
2x Congressman in Limpopo
2x

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Miss eSA

8 • Day 726, 15:39 • Published in South Africa

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Anyone up for a Miss eSA competition? I think it would be a great idea. The idea came to me when I saw an ad for a Miss eRussia competition. Not sure how we would do it, but I'm sure we'll think of something. Please give me some ideas and stuff.

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NEWS FLASH

2 • Day 725, 21:07 • Published in South Africa

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eIndonesia had attacked eMalaysia. Everyone grab your arms and defend our grand ally. They would would do it for us so lets go! Kick ass, and have some fun! Also as you look at our military page you'll see that eIndonesia has also declared war on us.

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My Official Statement Regarding PP of AGW

3 • Day 721, 16:32 • Published in South Africa

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As you may all well know, PP elections are in a few days. The AGW's two candidates are Taco and Travis. I will not berate either of these candidates and their platforms. I wish to stay out of the fighting. You can all expect my official endorsement

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And He Shall Sitteth at the Right Hand of the Father God Almighty

4 • Day 718, 18:25 • Published in South Africa

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Yes, it's true. "Jesus" is back. At least that is what many AGWers think of him as. "Who is this person?" you ask. This person happens to be called Travis Granger. He is the founding father of the AGW and multimillionaire. He's