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Are you in the Japanese Dioist Movement?

20 • Day 1,185, 19:07 • Published in Japan Japan

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I am.

And it's glorious.

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[Gov] Moving Tickets Program

7 • Day 1,134, 10:17 • Published in Japan Japan

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Japan,

President Kita has mandated a new moving tickets program for those trapped in USA-rented Chubu.

The requirements to qualify for the moving tickets program are:

-must be a Japanese Citizen
-must reside in Chubu

… read more »

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[Gov] Congratulations Congressmen

25 • Day 1,102, 00:09 • Published in Japan Japan

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Congratulations to the following congressmen elected,

Akinobu
Akira Kaburagi
Akki
Alfred Ball
Anon Bliss
Aogo
DanijelJancikic
DanPMK
Darshu
Ecka Stealer of Cows
Geno Garon
Irimi
Karin Hosogaya
Kita Ikki
Master Tigers
Metic
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[MoS] Attention Citizens

9 • Day 1,101, 01:20 • Published in Japan Japan

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Report to #ejapan at irc.rizon.net before voting. We don't have as many citizens running for congress this time around so your vote is even more valuable in maintaining a PTO-free Japan.

Refer to these lists if you can't make it on time.

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The Presidential Elections

3 • Day 1,080, 17:29 • Published in Japan Japan

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Hello Japan,

Well as you can see there's five presidential candidates running this time around. There was a good reason for doing that but we messed up on executing the plan correctly.