Tales of a Revolutionary - newspaper of Policy

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Statue Of God Emperor Dio Brando Built In Baluchistan

4 • Day 775, 08:07 • Published in Pakistan

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As congress member for Baluchistan I have finished construction of a statue of our almighty Dio Brando. The Statue which reachs into oblivion (where Pakistanis climb to play the national sport PIG KILLER) and is made of the soul of sand was finished

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The National Forum

2 • Day 775, 07:58 • Published in Pakistan

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Frankly I'm sick of all this bull about which is the national forum. Currently there are 3 forums (one is for the army). The other two both claim to be the official national forum. Many citizens claim to have been banned from the vakistan forum and

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A Message From Congress To Buissness Owners

2 • Day 775, 06:41 • Published in Pakistan

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Congressmen are sick and tired of this event "At the moment, there are no job offers for new citizens in your country (skill between 0 and 0.99). Providing jobs for your fellow citizens will help your country grow!". Provide some jobs for

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lulz

1 • Day 775, 06:39 • Published in Pakistan

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So I made this PIG lecture me about the game, a really long lecture aswell. He starts off with some hAhAhA bullshit when he doesn't know I'm just waffling. Retarded USPIGz. Looks like I get the last laugh.

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An Honour to the Turks

2 • Day 772, 04:42 • Published in Pakistan

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Well, we must promote unity in our new Empire so I thought that I may honour the Turks with showing one of my top ten songs of all time!

It is a remix done by a Turkish DJ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HFhhI1JLrk

Enjoy!

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