State of Affairs - newspaper of Archibald

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A First-Hand Account of This Morning's Events

4 • Day 246, 16:42 • Published in USA USA

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I was startled awake early this morning by a thunderous crash. I looked around my dim office where I had been burning the midnight oil. What had that been? An earthquake? No, I hadn’t felt a tremor. I glanced quickly at the clock. It was 5:04

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Presidential Candidacy Announcement

9 • Day 244, 20:02 • Published in USA USA

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I would like to announce that I am running for President in the General Elections on August 1st.

I have worked closely with President Dishmcds on our nation’s economic matters for the past two months. Our economy is in relatively good shape

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Through the Looking Glass

3 • Day 239, 14:18 • Published in USA USA

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Today, we have the honor of sitting down with Archibald, one of eUSA’s older and most elusive citizens.

State of Affairs: Good afternoon. Thanks for agreeing to do this.
Archibal😛 My pleasure.

SoA: You look like you haven’t aged a bit.

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State of the Democratic Party

0 • Day 232, 23:04 • Published in USA USA

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A lot of the other parties have been in the news lately, and I wanted to take the opportunity to promote the Democratic Party.

In the past month, we conducted an internal party review where many of our members gave their opinions on what the

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Endorsing President Dishmcds

7 • Day 222, 19:11 • Published in USA USA

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As many of you are aware, the presidential elections will be held in two days. As the Democratic Party President, I will be appearing on the ballot. However, I would like to officially endorse President Dishmcds for re-election. I believe he