Serious Fun - newspaper of khasim

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Joke of the day - The cheese scones

3 • Day 674, 00:46 • Published in Indonesia

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An elderly man lay dying on his bed.

While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the
aroma of his favourite cheese scones wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

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Joke of the day - The loyal Wife!!!!

3 • Day 673, 01:32 • Published in Indonesia

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There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I

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Joke of the day - The Kind Lawer!!!

4 • Day 672, 02:42 • Published in Indonesia

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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't

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Joke of the day - Age Matters

3 • Day 671, 17:25 • Published in Indonesia

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"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel

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Joke of the day - The Atheist & the Bear

8 • Day 670, 15:26 • Published in Indonesia

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot