Prehistoric Times - newspaper of Horice P Fossil

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FLANDERS FIELDS

3 • Day 402, 14:00 • Published in United Kingdom

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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses,row on row,
That mark our place;and in the sky
The larks,still bravely singing fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below

We are the dead short days ago
We lived,felt dawn,saw sunset glow,

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'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

4 • Day 400, 01:17 • Published in United Kingdom

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'Twas the night before christmas and santa's a wreck
How to live in a world thats politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".
"Vertically challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labour conditions at the north pole

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WE LOST TO THE FRENCH

4 • Day 399, 08:43 • Published in United Kingdom

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WE LOST TO THE FRENCH,lets get it out of the way.
They are,in RL and in erepublik,not surrender monkeys,they have a good military and are backed up by the Peace global community.
They fought well and used thier allies and resources to full

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THE BATTLE FOR NORMANDY

2 • Day 397, 10:57 • Published in United Kingdom

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With the might of the French and Peace forces now turned toward us we must all have full confidence that if all do thier duty,if nothing is neglected,and if the best arrangements are made,as they are being made,we shall prove ourselves once again

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PEACE JOKE

24 • Day 395, 10:13 • Published in United Kingdom

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A patrol of PEACEKEEPERS are heading through a small french village.
When on the horizon they spot a tree with what looks like plastic bags hanging fron it.
The sergeant in charge puts his binoculars to his eyes and focuses on the tree,"what do