Porter's Papers - newspaper of Rich Porter

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It's now or never.

5 • Day 604, 22:49 • Published in Philippines

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With the PEACE offensive in North America in full swing, it's now or never to sign your life away. The Philippines military is always in need of a few good men (or bad, we'll whip your sorry self into shape) to man the front lines against our

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Vote YES to donation proposal!

2 • Day 573, 18:12 • Published in Philippines

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The most recent proposal is not part of the lulz proposals being submitted.

For confirmation, visit the [url=http://ephilippines.forummotion.com/council-of-state-f7/power-leveling-

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Rich Porter For Palawan!

7 • Day 544, 14:58 • Published in Philippines

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Greetings, salutations, live long and prosper. All the pleasantries to you.

I've never properly introduced myself. I am Rich Porter, the incarnation of an English-American, who saw me born in the eUnited Kingdom only a short time ago. Perhaps

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Mr. Porter's Romanian Delicacies

17 • Day 543, 14:38 • Published in Philippines

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I've spent some time in Romania these passed weeks and have grown to absolutely enjoy the foods of the country and its outlying territories. I've returned to the Philippines to share these wonderfully tasty meals in exchange for nothing. Remember

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Filipino Youth Contest: Congratulations rosmant-0

2 • Day 541, 10:48 • Published in Philippines

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The magic number was three (3).

As citizen rosmant-0 was the third entry, he wins the prize!

You will be receiving your one (1) GOLD from Porter Industries. Enjoy!