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[POTUS]Move to SEES, ADTP or The UIP!

42 Day 1,008, 16:45 Published in USA USA

Gentlemen,

We have been successful in the military module of late, but let us not fall short now domestically in the politics module. We face a serious PTO threat. The PTO voters are mostly Hungarians who have snuck into the country using

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Mission Accomplished

34 Day 1,007, 15:45 Published in USA USA

My fellow Americans, today I am please to inform you that we have successfully reached the conclusion of large scale combat operations in Russia.



When we embarked on this campaign

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One Step Forward

40 Day 1,003, 22:34 Published in USA USA

Today a large battle took place in West of Central Alaska. I say large, I’m surprised eRepublik didn’t simply pack up and shut down due to the abuse it’s servers must have gotten. As I’m sure you are aware, we won. We won against a much larger stack

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By Your Side

51 Day 1,002, 21:35 Published in Canada Canada

Tonight was a great night for me. At roughly 19:00 Server Time I launched an attack against our Old Enemy, Russia. The sheer joy I got from this act was considerable. However, watching as the military, militias and civilians of both the eUS and

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[POTUS]Hey Russia, Invade This

31 Day 1,002, 19:13 Published in USA USA



If you thought we’d forgotten about you, we hadn’t. I’m pleased to announce that, after making the proper devotions[/read more »