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A languid and litterate look through the lenses of a larger than life legend as he lopes lion heartedly through leagues upon leagues of languishingly limpwristed lice.

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Hey America

20 • Day 907, 13:14 • Published in USA USA •

"Vote for Stormin as American Progressive Front Party President." - Josh Frost

"Vote Stormin for APF PP" -

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What Would You Do For Peace?

159 • Day 902, 15:57 • Published in Serbia Serbia •

Hello Serbia,

What would you do for peace?

More importantly, if your country's economy was suffering from the sudden loss of a high iron region, what would you do to secure access to some of the cheapest iron in

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Couldn't Find Melted Butter, Forgive My Use Of Body Paint

74 • Day 892, 19:49 • Published in USA USA •

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Also, thanks to Blazix for being azn.

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[USA] With Leaders Like These, Who Needs Allies?

101 • Day 886, 17:27 • Published in USA USA •



Citizens of the eUSA,

How about some theme music?
~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGXdXcpNsv4

It breaks my heart to say this but someone who I have worked … read more »

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X CAN INTO Y LOLMG HAHAHA

30 • Day 885, 06:31 • Published in USA USA •



Good evening, Florida. It's been a while since I suckled on the sweet orange juice lactating teat of your state. In fact, the last time I was was here you were the only state in our glorious [url=http: … read more »