Northern Echo - newspaper of John Forseti

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Election Special: Spamican Steps Up Against Sensible Parties

15 • Day 859, 15:30 • Published in United Kingdom

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I haven't seen one mention of sellotape yet, have you?

My fellow Britanicans, for too long our great nation has been ruled by the sensible, the competant, the humble and the boring. … read more »

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The Liberation of Northern Ireland [Exclusive Pictures!]

15 • Day 828, 15:37 • Published in United Kingdom

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Thanks to intelligence materials gathered by Agent Nine for His Majesty's Government which were then left on a train by some hapless civil servent, this paper can exclusively reveal the goings on in the Office of the Taoiseach, as the indepence war

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Latvia is OSSIM

24 • Day 790, 13:09 • Published in Latvia Latvia

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Hey Latvians,

I was just checking out the stats for Poland's attack on the South East of England, here and I was a bit surprised to see that after the UK's damage, it was you guys who did the

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Dear Argentina

65 • Day 788, 16:46 • Published in Argentina

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Dear Argentina,

I am sorry that I mentioned the Falkland Islands, I did so light heartedly as we in the UK tend not to hold grudges seriously, but make light of them(observe our relations in the real world with France, Germany, the United States

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Hey UK! Let's show some love!

36 • Day 787, 21:52 • Published in United Kingdom

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Thanks to our Phoenix allies and France, fighting through our alliances or even moving over here, the wall in the battle for the South East of England was secured with a wall over 2 and a half