Never Give Up Times - newspaper of mortalbeta

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Two Wishes

3 • Day 1,530, 10:52 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer." He turns to the ostrich and asks, "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer, too," says the

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Things My Mother Taught Me

5 • Day 1,529, 07:50 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO

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Cheating Boss

1 • Day 1,528, 08:57 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer but there is no price listed on them. He asks a salesman who says, "Five dollars for both of them."
"Yeah right, you've got to be joking with me!" the man says.
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Grammar Lesson

3 • Day 1,527, 07:33 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he

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Air Traffic Controllers

3 • Day 1,526, 11:22 • Published in Serbia Serbia

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The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airliners and control towers from around the worl😛

The controller, working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing