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[CP] FINAL MASSIVE SUPER HUGE UPDATE

10 Day 3,515, 10:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Dear Peasants,

Wow what a week it's been. The government has been squirrelling away doing some stuff  (can't remember exactly what it is Wayne does but he's been doing something), … read more »

[CP] TA IRELAND, SUPPLIES, LOANS etc

10 Day 3,511, 04:26 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dear Peasants,

It's safe to come out from behind the sofa now, the Irish are gone! Yes today marks the day that after the best part of two months the UK is no … read more »

[CP] So then...

13 Day 3,508, 18:04 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Peasants,

It would be daft of me not to address the white elephant in the room; there's only gorn and been an impeachment!!!
There has been little to no hoo-ha over this one. It has been greeted with sombre indifference on both 'sides', each

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CHAZ4CP - A Reflection Upon The Terrible Outcome of This Election

17 Day 3,487, 12:12 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I am humbled by this election, truly am and as such will crawl back into the pit from whence I came to seldom be heard from again. 

Before I do so however I would like to thank those who voted for me and the parties of UKPP, BP, Lemon Party and

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CHAZ4CP IV - Wall O Text Manifesto For The Mandem

29 Day 3,484, 09:50 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


I...I just...what?...what the hell is going on right now?

Sometimes you need to take a step back and look at the wider picture and that's what I've done in
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