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11)a pack of three

4 • Day 759, 03:44 • Published in India India •

1) sardar ji ne jalate hue makaan se
paacch logo apane jaan pe khel kar
bahar nikala phir bhi usko jail mai daal diya
kyu........u ......know..why ?
because vo sab ek fire brigade wale the .

2)near my house there was a two story building

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10)kachar ki shaade

2 • Day 758, 02:49 • Published in India India •

ek din kachar apane maa se bola ki
mere dhulan kon hai ?please
mere shaade kara do na . maa
bole tere dhulaan is waquat ye
message pad rahe .agar vo muskurade to
shaade pacche samjo.

he he he he

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9) A height of fashion

3 • Day 758, 02:37 • Published in India India •

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.low waist nappie .

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8) joke on ashwaria

9 • Day 756, 05:53 • Published in India India •

Musharaf, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are travelling
in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The
women and Manmohan

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7) a chinese joke

4 • Day 755, 23:50 • Published in India India •

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan.

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