Knife Fighting Monkey - newspaper of Flaco Jimenez

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Thanks to all who voted for the Nationalist Party/ Terima kasih

6 • Day 554, 17:14 • Published in Singapore

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First I would like to thank all of you who voted Nationalist in the last election.

We are all proud to serve Singapore to the best of our abilities.

Some of us have adopted Singapore as our home and want to thank you for your hospitality.

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Navy Recruitment Drive

7 • Day 547, 18:42 • Published in Singapore

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Do you have 8 strength or higher?

Do you want to be a part of building a stronger Singapore?

Do you have the desire to fight in defense of YOUR adopted homeland?

Then you should join the Tentera Laut Singapura.

The Singaporean Navy is

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Running for Congress

4 • Day 543, 12:05 • Published in Singapore

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I have decided to serve my new homeland by running for Congress.

My platform is simple.

Listen to my constituents and keep Singapore growing.

I am in favor of reasonable taxes and continued improvements to our business community.

I

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Naval Transparency

4 • Day 540, 17:08 • Published in Singapore

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I have read some newspapers and forum posts questioning the loyalty of some of the new Singaporean citizens.

We came because we want to help build a better society. Our real nationality has nothing to do with our eRep choice of a home.

I for

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Why should you join the Tentera Laut Singapura

4 • Day 536, 12:18 • Published in Singapore

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The Navy needs recruits.

To Qualify you need a strength of 8, not to be in Congress, and the desire to defend your homeland.

The Tentera Laut Singapura is composed of the elite fighters available in Singapore.

Our mission is to serve the