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Time To Wake Up eKiwis!

8 • Day 2,108, 09:23 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis



Kia Ora eKiwis

We've had months of doing nothing much but fight for allies. Which has put most of us to sleep (2 click mode)

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Teaching The Child

2 • Day 2,106, 10:59 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream

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Punnage

0 • Day 2,105, 06:14 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whisky

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I've Fallen

1 • Day 2,103, 09:53 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I've Fallen



There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who
kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he

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8

Nursing Home

1 • Day 2,101, 09:18 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



You need a sense of humour to work
in a nursing home ~ that is for sure.

MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a … read more »