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The official print of the Kiwi Yonk Party, this post displays vital information for KYP and New Zealand in general.

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Flight of the Kiwi

3 • Day 5,091, 18:12 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

whirr clink clank
Greetings.
We are the Kiwi Party.
We attempted to assimilate.
We had hoped to improve this nation together.
bonk klink
Our inexperience has only made things worse.
Therefore we whirrrr will … read more »

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The Fall of Canterbury

27 • Day 5,083, 16:11 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

In a stunning move, the New Zealand hub of Canterbury has fallen to the clutches of Croatia.

This lovely zone is the home of several proud New Zealanders, and its loss is deeply felt.

The capital of our dear nation, Otago, is next on the

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The Kiwi Yonks Party

3 • Day 5,057, 12:26 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Greetings fellows, countrymen one & all!

Today we introduce the new and current 3rd place party in New Zealand : The Kiwi Yonks Party - KYP.

The party focuses on uniting New Zealand and looking after its citizens. Foreign endeavors are

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