HUMOR ME

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1 • Day 1,660, 20:29 • Published in USA USA

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A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were
clear; no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the
windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back.

The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

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Uncle Bob

7 • Day 1,660, 16:49 • Published in USA USA

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The story of Uncle Bob

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Kathy said, "My

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impossible for those who cant write

5 • Day 1,659, 16:54 • Published in USA USA

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i tried to tell good and funny stories, true on top of that and i only have 2 subscribers and a couple votes thats a real downer and isnt very motivating at all

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customers gotta love em

0 • Day 1,653, 16:18 • Published in USA USA

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i was changing a broken headlight and the customer was sitting in the vehicle and as im grabbing the light to pull it out of the socket and replace it, the customer decides he wants to find out if it works yet so he turns them on, and all i see and

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bzzzzt pisss yulp thats how it went

1 • Day 1,651, 18:46 • Published in USA USA

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so my puppy aka duke as ive already established liked to hide under the bed well i get sick of having to crawl under there for him so i had went to menards (save big money at my menards) got some wood, return to my homestead, grabbed a extension

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Uncle Bob

impossible for those who cant write

customers gotta love em

bzzzzt pisss yulp thats how it went