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Pre-election Notes

6 • Day 1,311, 13:37 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I have had to strike out to Indiana due to the loss of Massachusetts. I will be on the Rizon network in #JJsOffice on election day if you need assistance voting. Feel free to drop by.

A special thanks goes out to all the boneheads that fought

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Pfeffier Flees, China weeps...California falls

33 • Day 1,310, 15:05 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Henry Arundel has fled for China. A local source close to the editor of this paper contributed this reasoning:

"He found out you were running against him and he knew he had to go. … read more »

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Hey Gais (Congress in Massachusetts)

13 • Day 1,307, 21:51 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I am running for congress. Yes. Again. Only this time with a twist.

I am announcing my run for congress under the American Military Party Banner. I will be running in the great state of Massachusetts. I will also be running against Pfeiffer.
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A response to "Actual Coordination"

56 • Day 1,307, 12:49 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Dedicated to our favorite boy scout.

In response to this article.

Been a while since I've written anything of … read more »

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Another run for congress

13 • Day 1,278, 18:15 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

For your listening pleasure

I have been endorsed by the Federalist Party this month to run for congress out of the Northeast of Mexico region. I'll take this moment to thank the feds … read more »