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"Eat More Blondes... Chicken!"

0 • Day 1,314, 19:32 • Published in USA USA

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It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems we're wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night just to get back home

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted … read more »

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"Turtles Handle Ice Seriously, Ironically Speaking; Sharks Handle Ice Turtlely

7 • Day 1,301, 09:03 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

What is the point?

Seriously. This humble typist doesn't understand it anymore.

With no explanation of why, this humble typist is now...

[img]http://chastoriesinlife.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/confused-which-one-[/img] … read more »

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"Another Dumb*** Moronic Idiotic Notion = Another Stupid Stinky Elaborate Scam"

3 • Day 1,289, 09:02 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

Addiction:
according to dictionary.com:
the state of being enslaved to a habit or practice or to something that is psychologically or physically habit-forming, as narcotics, to such an extent that its cessation causes severe trauma

Now,

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GBU1277 -- "Mexico, T-Rex & Balloon Animals"

2 • Day 1,277, 07:09 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

A return to the format that brought subs upon subs to this humble
writers Newspaper: The GBU Times.

THE GOOD
Is there good in a peace deal with Mexico? This humble
writer only asks because every time there's a peace deal
with … read more »

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