French Tickler

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A tongue-in-cheek look at the eCanadian events and celebrities. Un commentaire absurde sur l'actualité canadienne et ses personnalités publiques. In French & anglais.

The Five Steps of Perma-Ban Anger

12 • Day 1,066, 11:55 • Published in Canada Canada

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There was a wave of hacking earlier today, which caused countless accounts to be banned, including our good friend Fram (a.k.a. nea milosu). The French Tickler reporters were live on location:

Denial

14:42 marcchelala nea_milosu: so you

More Doe in New Brunswick

13 • Day 1,065, 10:03 • Published in Canada Canada

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The following is to announce my candidacy for Congress in New Brunswick on October 25th. As always, I'll be running under the EPIC banner, having been a social democrat since my beginnings in Canada. I bring my experience as a military officer and

Meanwhile in New Zealand...

5 • Day 1,060, 12:05 • Published in Canada Canada

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Canadian expatriates are getting attacked by angry, blood-sucking sheep. We're still unsure how many of them will be able to run for Congress later this month. Stay tuned for … read more »

Avis public : fusil perdu

10 • Day 1,054, 17:54 • Published in France France

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J'ai trouvé un fusil par terre en Nouvelle-Écosse. Il semble ne jamais avoir été utilisé. Les empreintes sur le sol semblaient suggérer que son propriétaire a couru au loin pour aller admirer le paysage.

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I Found a French Gun

64 • Day 1,054, 17:41 • Published in Canada Canada

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I found a French gun in Nova Scotia. It was all alone on the ground, it has never been used. The footsteps suggested that its owner ran to see the beautiful countryside.

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