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This is my story

5 • Day 1,989, 12:32 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Bringing back the stories. Let me know if you'd like some more.

The vibrations from the heavily armoured Humvee sent jarring pain shooting up and down my spine as the column lumbered across the uneven Welsh countryside.

Far off in the … read more »

9

Holding off the French - Part 2

7 • Day 1,669, 08:37 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

This is just a short piece to set up a few changes within the Rabbits.

Sorry for how long this took BS.


Snarling in frustration Axeell threw his now worthless … read more »

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Holding off the French - Part 1

9 • Day 1,619, 14:09 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

For DB and Axeell

Axeell grimaced as his rifle kicked back once more into his shoulder. For the past three hours Axeell and the men of the Rampant Rabbits had defended their position against the encroaching forces of the French forces.

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8

CHUCK NORRIS!

3 • Day 1,587, 13:38 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Just some jokes about Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can rob a bank by phone.

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris,

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Daily Joke #3

2 • Day 1,587, 11:31 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he

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